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*Available Positions per Episode:
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**Interviewee (Generally an NPC or mob found within Vana'diel
**Weather/Traffic
**More positions to come as VNN evolves.

***Please note***

Upon receipt of application, it will be moved to our applicant processing center for further review. VNN is, first and foremost, a chance for guests to display a more role-playing side to them, similar to that of He Says She Says, another member of the LBR Network. We are the news for within the world of Vana'diel. VNN. Applicants will be reviewed by VNN Producer, Frice, and Director of Human Resources, Ivelios. As VNN grows in size, we may not be able to get in contact with every applicant right away. Please have patience upon submitting an application to become a VNN Broadcast member. Thank You.

Frice
VNN Producer



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We do not handle claims of any sort in regards to insurance, presumed life expectancy, or medical bills. If you allegedly lose a limb, we don't want to know about it. You could honestly scream the name of your "next of kin" at the top of your lungs, directly into our faces, and be assured we will professionally ignore whatever you just said, and later deny up and down that we even know who you are, were, or will be... even if we are caught disposing objects that look vaguely like corpses, which may or may not look vaguely like you, but in no way will be, according to official records, given that they exist, because we are professionals... and thus do not have a helluva lot in the ways of records of our employees.

We learn from experience.


Sat May 09, 2009 8:37 pm
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Post Re: Non-Helpful Mortality Notice
/cough

Trust me...read between the lines....

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OMG LOL I see The message Davy is trying to say.

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I c what U did there Davy :P


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lmao, nice


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